两女用胸互顶小说 高清

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分类: 喜剧片 1999

导演: 理查德·莱斯特

剧情介绍

  这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
  An absurdist classic
  This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

评论:

  • 曲世韵 3小时前 :

    看香港老一代戏骨飙戏,确实是爽;那锤子直接砸脑袋,也是震撼;剧情的结尾只能说是心怀梦想人的期待吧,毕竟最后也是靠魔法打败魔法,普通人还是隐忍的归宿。

  • 骏康 5小时前 :

    虽然是宫九粉,也实在夸不出这完结篇质量,感觉老三池也想赶紧拍完收工吧,缉毒线实在单调得不得了,加入了铃木亮平的反派,狮王造型奇丑不说,人物也没支棱起来。菜菜绪回归没第二部惊艳,仲里依纱还是可爱的,最帅的还是堤真一,率领海洋生物勇破毒窝,抢尽男主风头,可怜生斗立了这么大功,回去还是小巡警,在女友管辖内色心无处施展了。

  • 稽志国 8小时前 :

    4.5/10

  • 枫弘 8小时前 :

    从开头男主惊醒后一滴汗都没有时,就已经确定这是烂片无疑了。拍这种时空交错的片子最忌除了逻辑混乱以外,就是乏善可陈了。

  • 校松月 3小时前 :

    漆黑的走廊,趴在门上听着门后的声音,气氛感做的还不错

  • 胡平莹 6小时前 :

    神经病系列最终篇,日式夸张漫画演法的典型代表,食之无味弃之可惜的鸡肋,第三部快进看完,发现一个漂亮女配角,泷泽凯伦。

  • 福龙 9小时前 :

    说起缚地灵都拽得不行,结果就干掉了一个不能动的。还行吧

  • 花彦 6小时前 :

    智叔的遗作吧!剧情是不错的,只是拍摄手法很混乱,既然要表现出“罗生门”式的叙事手法,在拍摄的时候就应该把虚拟的口供和真实的口供分开来表现,比如色调处理,比如直接就不要把假的以动态方式拍出来,真的假的都以同样的拍摄手法来表现,观众很难信服!

  • 颛孙风华 9小时前 :

    前期中规中矩,后期强行正能量,没有电影质感,像电视剧或网大,多一星给廖叔

  • 求和畅 8小时前 :

    黑麻麻的看的好累。时间循环+鬼打墙结局显而易见了,看的时候就在想这栋楼除非拆了暴晒否则完全没办法解决。男主一开始画的符是锦上添花的设定啊,地缚灵能力直接plus升级。

  • 星辰 3小时前 :

    很多镜头像《昆池岩》,鬼脸挺多看个刺激吧,故事有点乱。

  • 贲念蕾 1小时前 :

    乏善可陈。为啥标签会出现伪纪录片?是那三个傻逼套路大学生嘛?

  • 溥岚翠 3小时前 :

    没有钱 豁出命都斗不赢 真相只有靠钱才能得到....

  • 耿英韶 7小时前 :

    6分还是有的。所以说最后男主也死了,不能跨越生者的门,还是有点看头的,就是在时空交错的阐述容易让人混乱了。不过慢慢看还是不错的。

  • 理暖姝 2小时前 :

    还行吧,比南巫稍微吓人点,依然给我看睡着了。剧情弄个多时间线叙事,导演水平有限讲不利落,干脆就不解释了。惊吓点基本都在预料之中,单纯的黑暗+jumpscare,而且jumpscare的点也太老套了,结局也是整的莫名其妙。整体还不如南巫呢。

  • 璐寒 7小时前 :

    作为廖启智先生的遗作,只能说是中规中矩。电影的剧情,完全是靠一众老戏骨手撑起来,剧情可谓是毫无波澜。

  • 锐新儿 5小时前 :

    “现时的安稳是上一代留给我们的成果,我们最基本是不是也有责任为下一代维持一个不论贫富、不论身份,在法律面前人人平等的社会?”

  • 璟梦 6小时前 :

    这故事老套和无聊到我怀疑投资方在洗钱…这哪里是法律和正义的胜利,分明是告诉我们,只有钱才能打败权,没钱没权就等着背锅顶罪吧

  • 鄂兴业 7小时前 :

    类似于恐怖游轮一样,在空间里不停的循环,死了都不消停。

  • 正涵 9小时前 :

    忘记喝孟婆汤的下场。

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